Bobby, Bobby, Bobby—Digi, Digi, Digi...

So my birthday is coming up, and my totally awesome girlfriend got me a new point and shoot digital camera for the occasion. Got it a couple hours before work so I haven't been able to see what it can do, so all I can offer is what I came across at work.
It's photo is kinda weird when you think about it, 'cause it's the one night I don't work in the kitchen. Fuckin' trip out, man...

Been A Long Time

Been a crazy month. Moved to a new "loft" (very chic of me, huh?), went to vegas for Sherman's bachelor party, lot's of softball, Sherman's wedding, all kinds of shit. I finally have a "photo zone" (I'm using a lot of " " 's today), but being the lazy son-of-a-bitch I am, not one photo has been scanned. Here is some phone photos from sherman's bachelor party. I'll get on it soon.
I promise.
What?
I will.
shut up.

Started out with our own personal Melvins show:

Then it was off to Vegas for a whole lot of this:












And then back home:

Now You Did It...

You've probably been paddling out to surf this here interweb, hoping to drop into the tsunami that is Crappy Scans Of So-So Photos and get spit out of the green room that is my verbiage. Then you get here and say "Hey Chris, where is all the stories to go along with the photos?" Well, it's been to nice out to sit around and write, and besides I'm lazy.
Dont' look at me like that.
What?
You think you're better than me?
Son of a...

Little Old Japanese Ladies

This photo reminds me of a joke: How do you get a sweet little old lady to scream "Fuck!"? Get another sweet little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Shoebacca

Been a while since I put something up. It's been to god-damned nice outside. Sitting around on the computer has been sounding as fun as getting a gonorrhea test just for the hell of it, here's an old photo of Forgash for you azz.

For Those About To Rock...

Been feeling sick the last couple days. Not in the "Dude, that was sick!" kinda way, but in the "Feels like I've been gargling with barbed wire" kinda way. Wish I could tell you some awesome story but I am too kicked in. So for all you out there not feeling like shit, get out there and live it.

Gettin' Hosed

Still can't get to my scanner, so here is another phone photo. Besides it's been to nice to dick around in the basement. Sorry.